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Friday, March 27, 2009

Reason #57 I love Goshen Indiana.

Front page of the Goshen News is a story about a man who was sentenced for 12 years for attempting to rob the local Taco Bell- drive thru style. Using a pellet gun and a ski mask, LeBrian Pates demanded cash from the attendant at the drive thru window. The attendant closed the window, and called police. He was caught a few miles away. LeBrian told the judge "he wasn't thinking clearly." Really? Oh really? Well no shit. 

My take on what happened- Ol' Boy got bombed, and went for some late night tacos (We've all been there before), and got there and realized he had no money, but he had a pellet gun. Good thinking LeBrian. On a sidenote, that is an incredible name. Can you start calling me LeBrian?


1 comment:

  1. TACOS TACOS TACOS TACOS. I'm from Brazil. When can I meet the famous Mr. Brian Short?

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