Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

Kentucky and Ohio State remain close thru the first 10 minutes of the 2nd half, with only 1 point separating the teams. Maybe one team will choose to pull the "Hypnotize" move. Yes, it's bad. But also, awesome. This is what happens in the lower levels of "professional" wrestling. Trust me, it's worth watching.

All locked up.

Ohio State and Kentucky are all locked up at half time, 30-30. 7 lead changes and 5 ties. Hopefully we'll get a great finish, as the first 2 games were absolute blow outs. Luckily, it's a basketball game, and not a singing competition. We've found another video of the OSU team attempting to sing, this one brought to you by Dallas Lauderdale. Yes, it's bad, but not nearly as a bad as Aaron Craft's attempt at "Party In the USA".

Street Baaaaallin

Foreign Gus Johnson; also, best finish ever

This pretty much sums up Derrick Williams' game last night

Crushing.

UNC is absolutely destroying Marquette, up 49-18 just minutes into the second half. Harrison Barnes is a beast, proved by this picture:

A brief comment on last night's games

I don't always agree with Bill Simmons, but his tweet from last night was spot-on.

"New rule: if you killed Allen Iverson in his prime for being a ballhog, you can't be a cheerleader for 2011 Jimmer Fredette."

Hard to argue with that, and I'm a Jimmer fan and an Iverson apologist.

Duke losing makes angels smile

I'm pretty sure that every time Duke loses a game, an angel earns its wings. I'm just sayin... To celebrate, lets all watch this video and rejoice!

Fact. Buzz Williams has a crazy big head. And, in this picture, appears to have sweet dance moves.

Friday Night Madness

Tonight I'm picking Marquette over UNC. Why? Not because I actually think they're better than UNC, but because I've been seeing my roommate, Heater, do this weird thing that the Marquette team does every time they hit a big shot. Seriously, Heater's been doing it for the last 3 months. This is what it looks like, except instead of being Heater, it's Jae Crowder, a 6'7 black guy. Pretty similar to Heater.